You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
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if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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