I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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