IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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