and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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