He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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