summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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