butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
worst night to have a conscience
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
