Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
handjob tips. give me some.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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