matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
did you just send me my own nude
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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