Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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