You really coming over, don't trick.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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