My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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