let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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