THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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