so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those ๐
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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