I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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