giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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