I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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