# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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