Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Sorry my hands just texted you
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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