Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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