Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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