We won't sleep together?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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