i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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