I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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