Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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