woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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