love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I want a musical about memes.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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