that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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