Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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