Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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