and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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