I look better un-naked...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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