she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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