idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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