he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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