Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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