Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
