Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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