Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
please come you make the beer taste better
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the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
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Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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