The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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