Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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