Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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