let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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