I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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