Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You ate ashes out of my bong
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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