I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
You can make out without kissing
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