so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
please come you make the beer taste better
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I supernannyed him into submission
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