Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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