i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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