another moral hangover. fuck.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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