reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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