dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Sext me about skeletons
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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