sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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