i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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