took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Are we still banned from the library?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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