But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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